Tuesday, December 15, 2009

What I've learned so far in la la...

- Saying “I’m cold” becomes a relative statement very quickly.

- It’s not uncommon for salespeople to hug you hello & goodbye – ok admittedly, after you discovered you were separated at birth.

- Visitors are as good as a visit "home".

- Don't rely on having cell service at LAX, Dodger Stadium, the Rose Bowl - or anywhere with thousands of Los Angelians.

- Spanish is second nature for anyone who grew up here. French really throws people.

- Asking where the washroom is is the same as tattooing a maple leaf on your forehead saying "I'm Canadian".

- You can mapquest things on foot.

- Beware of “boot camp” classes & exercises called “GI Janes”.

- The beach is well worth the price of time and loss of patience sitting in traffic to get there.

- It’s worth the drive to Laguna.

- The yoga in California isn’t always better, you’ve got to find it.

- San Francisco isn’t necessarily a 6-hour drive...

- Fires, earthquakes and other natural disasters are a given.

- When you hear & see a helicopter circling overhead, it’s probably not the next celebrity wedding – there was likely a murder.

- Don’t always trust your GPS.

- Avoid Santa Monica Blvd, Fairfax, and a few other choice streets like the plague – they’re all anyone's GPS knows – and 95% of the city is using one to get anywhere. Beware of congestion...

- There are places you just should not go - EVER. Don’t let the gas light come on when you’re Southeast of anything.

- Runyon is almost always the highlight of my week.

- Boys in LA date date date.

- My trainer would use another word for date…

- If someone wears a blue or red bandanna, they’re likely a blood or a crip. If you ask them and they say no, go with your gut.

- More than half of the cars on the road are ones you’d want to own. People just need to learn to drive them!

- Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

- Rain REALLY shuts the city down.

- What goes up, must not always come down.

- Whole Foods should be called “Whole Paycheck” - if you have one!

- You could eat out every night and never tire of the restaurants here.

- Nothing beats Rodeo. Avec holiday decorations - even better!

- The Grove really is heaven on earth – or "adult Disneyland".

- Time is different here, 15 min late is on time. Don't ever be early, you'll be kept waiting.

- Anything in the car takes at least 3-4 times longer than mapquest, googlemaps, or your GPS says.

- Valet is cheaper than parking tickets.

- You don’t really appreciate free apples until they’re gone.

- Ryan Seacrest really does run this town. And I love him.

You can take the girl out of Canada, but you can’t take Canada out of the girl. Who'd want to?! Please.

k

PS - That's it for this year... and what a year it's been.

Happy Holidays!! See you in 2010 - with bells on. xoxo

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