- Saying “I’m cold” becomes a relative statement very quickly.
- It’s not uncommon for salespeople to hug you hello & goodbye – ok admittedly, after you discovered you were separated at birth.
- Visitors are as good as a visit "home".
- Don't rely on having cell service at LAX, Dodger Stadium, the Rose Bowl - or anywhere with thousands of Los Angelians.
- Spanish is second nature for anyone who grew up here. French really throws people.
- Asking where the washroom is is the same as tattooing a maple leaf on your forehead saying "I'm Canadian".
- You can mapquest things on foot.
- Beware of “boot camp” classes & exercises called “GI Janes”.
- The beach is well worth the price of time and loss of patience sitting in traffic to get there.
- It’s worth the drive to Laguna.
- The yoga in California isn’t always better, you’ve got to find it.
- San Francisco isn’t necessarily a 6-hour drive...
- Fires, earthquakes and other natural disasters are a given.
- When you hear & see a helicopter circling overhead, it’s probably not the next celebrity wedding – there was likely a murder.
- Don’t always trust your GPS.
- Avoid Santa Monica Blvd, Fairfax, and a few other choice streets like the plague – they’re all anyone's GPS knows – and 95% of the city is using one to get anywhere. Beware of congestion...
- There are places you just should not go - EVER. Don’t let the gas light come on when you’re Southeast of anything.
- Runyon is almost always the highlight of my week.
- Boys in LA date date date.
- My trainer would use another word for date…
- If someone wears a blue or red bandanna, they’re likely a blood or a crip. If you ask them and they say no, go with your gut.
- More than half of the cars on the road are ones you’d want to own. People just need to learn to drive them!
- Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
- Rain REALLY shuts the city down.
- What goes up, must not always come down.
- Whole Foods should be called “Whole Paycheck” - if you have one!
- You could eat out every night and never tire of the restaurants here.
- Nothing beats Rodeo. Avec holiday decorations - even better!
- The Grove really is heaven on earth – or "adult Disneyland".
- Time is different here, 15 min late is on time. Don't ever be early, you'll be kept waiting.
- Anything in the car takes at least 3-4 times longer than mapquest, googlemaps, or your GPS says.
- Valet is cheaper than parking tickets.
- You don’t really appreciate free apples until they’re gone.
- Ryan Seacrest really does run this town. And I love him.
You can take the girl out of Canada, but you can’t take Canada out of the girl. Who'd want to?! Please.
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PS - That's it for this year... and what a year it's been.
Happy Holidays!! See you in 2010 - with bells on. xoxo



















behind – only nine months to go).
and definitely not in LA (although the city did shut down last Monday for the High Holidays).

marrying GI Joe’s hunk Channing Tatum), Lo Bosworth, Lauren Conrad and Jessica Lowndes (Canadian!!) were all there...